Hello my sweet readers :) its 11 now. and im tired. I'll post tomorrow! Let me have my ugly sleep.muahaha.i mean Beauty sleep.LOL
Ps. There's no need me to say more then a word and you will know.
Friday, October 31
Jokes .Jokes. Jokes =)
1. A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you're first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
2.Honey it's me
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: How much?"
WOMAN: $60,000.
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
3.Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
4.Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
5.Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy''s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy''s father said, "I'm actually an attorney, but how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
2.Honey it's me
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: How much?"
WOMAN: $60,000.
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
3.Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
4.Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
5.Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. The parrot replied, "Cornelius."
The robber said, "What kind of a name is that?! Who names a parrot that?!"
The parrot said, "The same person who named that rottweiler behind you Jesus!"
My Ambition??
hello darlings ;) im back..lol..its 12.19 already.hehe..malas wanna sleep..haha..Today when to the bank for the whole day..zZz..boring..waiting for the lady enough dy..lol..and then went popular to get something..kinda bored for today..went home at about 5 something and start chatting on msn till now...lol.haha..my hand very pain now...cause type alot..haha...and now blogging.. =)actually pey cheng wants to come to muah house today but im out for them whole day ;)So we coulden make it..Tomorrow she coming .. ;)haha..y m i talking about it??Okay,next topic.. erm..dinner with dad today,and my sis kept asking how much for one month if she study in kl..(i mean the fees)and start talking wat im gonna study =.=''...Im still not sure yet..I wanna be a skin doctor,errr..or maybe psychologist(but daddy said cannot make money here lerh)must be at overseas.=( but anyway,he wats me to be accountant lorr..cause now the world need more accountant...wth yeah??lol.But i think i will take medic lah..hopefully larh..cause i love science.&Im still not sure yet.But i have to make up my mind now.aih,need to think properly lahh... if im not interested with wat im reading sure cannot make it de.So i better think properly.LOL.im talking to myself AGAIN!!omg!~LOL.okay,got to sleep now. Too late for me. Pimples are popin out like hell :(..WATEVER.lalala..wait for my next post. =)more pix soon.
ps :GUESS WAT?i've totally forget about you!~haha..never exist in my world.lol
ps :GUESS WAT?i've totally forget about you!~haha..never exist in my world.lol
Wednesday, October 29
YOU!
tomorrow , tomorrow ,tomorrow. U are not im in mind anymore . Im trying to forget about you ;).Even if you were here.I 'm not gonna give a damn. Sorry seems to be hardest word.
& we forget because we must,
& not because we will.
Better by far you should forget and smile ,
than tat you should remember and be sad.
Every word he writes is a lie,
including 'and' & 'the'.
& not because we will.
Better by far you should forget and smile ,
than tat you should remember and be sad.
Every word he writes is a lie,
including 'and' & 'the'.
So TRUE!
Men fall in love with their eye.
&
Woman fall in love with their ears.
&
Woman fall in love with their ears.
Thats wat Rachel said.lolx.and im so agree with it!~&As wat granny said,Men.Men.Men.All the same.So true.VERY true!~lolx.Don get hurt MEN!~haha.im being so mean here.But it is so True.
Cause its all the same.Mostly,100 of them, 1 are the only good.&its not GOOD..is just boleh tahan only.lolx.I just get Phobia now!~Coulden believe wat they said. Even my father nor grandfather,LOL =X Im just sharing my own thoughts here.No hard feelings please, =) & y would i talk about men in my life?For me,life is not about men.
Cause its all the same.Mostly,100 of them, 1 are the only good.&its not GOOD..is just boleh tahan only.lolx.I just get Phobia now!~Coulden believe wat they said. Even my father nor grandfather,LOL =X Im just sharing my own thoughts here.No hard feelings please, =) & y would i talk about men in my life?For me,life is not about men.
Nails.Nails.Nails. =)
HaRloO cupcakes~ :)haha..feeling like eating it now.lol.Okay,today was a Great day..Woke up kinda late today..and i didn go to school today =)..Then,on the comp and played for Awhile,like for 10 minits~~and the whole thing shup down..i was like wth??Wats happening..muahaha..the aircond and fan stop working.& AGAIN!~no electricity Again!~damn hot leh..After breakfast,wanna bathe oso no water.So,went to Pey Cheng house to bath and then we played.lolx.Is actually nothing to play lorr..kinda bored at first.Then we coloured our nails..Very nice.lol.I help her to do her toes.lol.
Then,start talking about the same thing lo..ntg much.lolx.God want it to be like tat then like tat lo..cannot change already!~Hopefully,can change..lolx..Don noe wat im talking about oso right now..hahaha..&im feeling better today. =)Start to think.Start to forget.Start to phobia..Start everything & ends with nothing.lolx. =)Next,Im asking my dad for Money$$!!!~ DO Money buy happiness??Its a YES!!!~he said IF i get straight A's he will give me 14k!!~But wat he said today was so different!!OMG!!~I feel like killing ppl now!!~hahaa..One A for just RM200..TOO LITTLE LAH..but if straight A's 5k..Hopefully,he will change his mind tomorrow!!haha..
aihh..at least better lo..better then lyn. Straight A's only 1400..hehe..but mummy give MORE!!~ =)One A 1k leh..i will get even more..hehehe..&&sissy will be giving me something!!~haha.But I wan tat 14K!!!!!!!!!`omgomg!!~Really hope tat i'll get straight A's!!haha..$$$$$Money make me go CRAZY!!~lol. =)
okay,all for today..
XOXO
Ps :Please make me forget about you.
Tuesday, October 28
Swimming for today.
Hello dear readers~Today,was a confusing day.Afternoon,went out with michelle To WORK..lolx.I mean i don work but i see how she work.& Im getting bored.So i walk alone for awhile.&I din noe working is so tired.& I get to noe working is not tat easy.Studying at home is much much more better than working outside.We ate ayam mas at mgm and i have a walk while waiting her to do something..and then we went to Kuantan Parade for awhile,and then went to Parkson Ria,and finally to Ecm.lolx.walk the whole kuantan a day?4 mall for 3 hours?&tats wat she do&tats wat working is?haha..but it is consider as a nice work,cause she do not need to stress her self &&she can shop while waiting for the workers..lolx.So,its better for me to study hard so tat i will just sign in a office .&tats wat daddy always say it to me.I start to understand. :)
Next,went home for a bath and went swimming with Pey Cheng.She my best friend and im really happy to have a friend like her.We swim today..&Its very very fun cause we promise to swim after Pmr ends. &its actually is to release stress and tention.lolx.I told her alot when we were swimming..Im trying to express my feelings and tell her the truth,so tat she can help me.Cause i don wan my life to be sad and because of love thingi.Cause i don think im suitable to be couple or anything in this time.&I think i should tell it to somebody.But im afraid.I just don noe wat to do now.Im very happy to have a life like this.I don wan it to change.I wan to be happy all the time.&back to wat it suppose to be.Thats all.Hopefully,Im goin to church this sunday .I will spend my time more to Jesus and tell him everything.Tats the only thing i can do.&I will try to tell my mom as well.But its hard to say.Im so confuse now.Hopefully this will end with a happy ending and will not hurt anyone.&I feel better now. ;)
Now,lets make the pictures do some talking.lolx. ;
All for today :) XOXO
PS : Stupid for you.
Stupid for you.
Im so mess up now,
i don noe wat to do,
im not sure,*
its very complicated now.
and i noe its very dangerous,
i should do something,
but i don noe wat to do,
Im just fooling myself.
I need somebody to help me.
Its hard to say.
& I don noe how to express my feelings.
Im so stupid.
I hope it will over as fast as possible.
Its imposibble for me to say & do.
but i noe i did something wrong,
very wrong!
i don wan it to be like this.
I just wan to be happy.
tats all.
but im so mixed up with my feelings now.
i just don noe wat to do.
i think i should start reading the Bible very single day.
& go church.
I need to talk to somebody.
& to tell me wat to do.
i need to tell this to God!
''oh Lord,please tell me wat to do.''
Im just fooling myself with my own thoughts.
Im just too stupid.
&im stupid for you.
i don noe wat to do,
im not sure,*
its very complicated now.
and i noe its very dangerous,
i should do something,
but i don noe wat to do,
Im just fooling myself.
I need somebody to help me.
Its hard to say.
& I don noe how to express my feelings.
Im so stupid.
I hope it will over as fast as possible.
Its imposibble for me to say & do.
but i noe i did something wrong,
very wrong!
i don wan it to be like this.
I just wan to be happy.
tats all.
but im so mixed up with my feelings now.
i just don noe wat to do.
i think i should start reading the Bible very single day.
& go church.
I need to talk to somebody.
& to tell me wat to do.
i need to tell this to God!
''oh Lord,please tell me wat to do.''
Im just fooling myself with my own thoughts.
Im just too stupid.
&im stupid for you.
HSM 3
High School Musical 3: Senior Year will be the third installment in Disney's franchise. It is scheduled for a theatrical release in the United States on October 24. Kenny Ortega returns as director and choreographer, and all six primary actors return also.
- Zac Efron as Troy Bolton
- Vanessa Anne Hudgens as Gabriella Montez
- Ashley Tisdale as Sharpay Evans
- Lucas Grabeel as Ryan Evans
- Corbin Bleu as Chad Danforth
- Monique Coleman as Taylor McKessie
Monday, October 27
Happy DeWali..lolx.
hello darlings,lolx.Today is a greaT day!!~ ;) Celebrate depa today at my friends house.& yeah.im so in love now~~ :Xhahaha..eat alot today~~haha..swimming tomo with pey cheng~~ ;) update tomorrow~
XOXO
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ps:fall for you.
SisterS~~
lalalalalala..Im so happy todayy..When to ECM to shop cause im boreD.and then my sis bought me a necklace..i was shocked when she say she wan to buy me something in the diamond shop.Cause i thought she wants to choose her diamond ring.And the necklace is actually very unique lor..hehe..Im very thankful to have sisterS ~~cause they always buy me cool stuff.. &&,they love me very much ,i noe.haha..My sisterS God's little gifts to me :)
XOXO
ps.I think im in love.
XOXO
Saturday, October 25
Jogging.
hey.hey.hey ;)
hah.went for a jog today.. :)lalalala...im so tired now..ZzZ..let me rest &have a beauty sleep.haha.bye.
Friday, October 24
Im thinking of ''something''
Hello my sexy readers,im back..hehe..finally i did the chat box dy,so u guys can give your comment..haha..okay,now im with a cup of wine..to make myself drunk..laalalaa..but idon think i will drunk tat fast..haha..and yeah i've already change my mind to go on a diet..cause im sosososo fat already..haha..and i noe i speak louder then words now..muahahaha..&tats because im very very bored now.Theres really nothing to do. I think its better for me to do something ..cause im wasting my time..Im waiting for ''someone''s message for like since eveR..watever it is..i'll stop pining for tat''someone'' .And i'll study my sejarah for next year.&&i noe. its impossible for me to say I WILL READ MY SEJARAH rite?HAHA..tats because im sister are complaining on how to memorise those facts and everything..so,yeah..i will start being a nerd and force myself to stick on the chair to study for the bloody hell subject..haha..And im really bored now..and im telling this to everyone..haha..cause im REALLY REALLY BORED.Melissa lied to me..sob.She promise me to come back and pick me up.But she lied to me...aih..shes goin jakarta with her Ablin~~HAHA..don noe how to spell lah..and im finding nice songs cause im really bored now..let me share some of my songs..
-One Republic~Come Home..its a emo song..
-Marie Digby~Stupid for you,love hurts,Say it again..also emo songs.lol.. :)
-Secondhand serenade~Fall for you..Also a emo songs..haha
-Jones brothers~Play my music,I gotta find you,Love bug..
-Pink~So what..HOT song..haha
&yeah,tats all i think.any nice songs?we can swap..haha..okay,i gotta go now..I'll watch the Gem Of Life..cause i think almost all the Hong Kong movies i've alrady watched.So there's really nothing for me to watch..Im really bored now..&I wish my sista wil come back as fast as possible..haha..okay,wait for my next post.. :)bye
-One Republic~Come Home..its a emo song..
-Marie Digby~Stupid for you,love hurts,Say it again..also emo songs.lol.. :)
-Secondhand serenade~Fall for you..Also a emo songs..haha
-Jones brothers~Play my music,I gotta find you,Love bug..
-Pink~So what..HOT song..haha
&yeah,tats all i think.any nice songs?we can swap..haha..okay,i gotta go now..I'll watch the Gem Of Life..cause i think almost all the Hong Kong movies i've alrady watched.So there's really nothing for me to watch..Im really bored now..&I wish my sista wil come back as fast as possible..haha..okay,wait for my next post.. :)bye
[CUPCAKES & CARROTSTICKS]
Thursday, October 23
Bored plus sad.
Im sad today. and im tired.I couldn't sleep cause i lie to tat ''someone''.I jst felt so bad lieing to tat ''someone''.I keep on thinking how to apologize and i noe tat ''someone'' will sure scold me.. ): just feel sad.Sigh..Went to school today to have some fun cause im really bored at home. and we play uno and snap..lol.its a excited game.&my hands hurts alot.haha.I keep on shouting so loud cause its so excited.But sadly,im always the losser!haha..cause they say i talk too much.lol.and when the teachers come,we had to got to the library,and it was like so boring in the library,plus its so cozzy and im actually sleeping with a cover of a thick book.× goes by so slowly.lol.Im really tired today,slept at about 1pm just now till now.haha.okay,i'll post next day.or maybe later.
Hopefully tat ''someone'' wont be tat angry to me. :(
Hopefully tat ''someone'' wont be tat angry to me. :(
[CUPCAKES & CARROTSTICKS]
I cant sleep!!
Thank god!i cant sleep.I keep on thinking bout tat''someone'' oh gosh. Its alredy 4.46 am...i cant sleep!and i had stomach ache again!!omg!!im sad now!i need help!!!~Sometimess i think somethings a better left unsaid. nowadays,i just turn emotional. very weird feelings coming through me.PLUS now im hearing this song name come home from One republic.i get even more emotional.LOL.
PS: I DON NOE WAT HAPPEN TO ME. :(
Sunday, October 19
Im back!
hello hello hello. (: I am back! i'm so sorry for not blogging like, since forever okay? (: ! Oh, i miss it so much. And i guess everyone missed my posts too right? LOL. Okay, im just kidding. I'm in town right now, using th lappy. Th weather has been pretty bad lately.ITS SO DANG HOT!.Oh whee, finally th exams are over! I am so happy !!I just couldn’t explain ! Anyway, i've got so much to say i just don't know where to start. Gawd, i 'M still so worried about my exam papers. I hope i'll score. Next, i've been hanging around with my friends yesterday and we played bowling.hehe.ITS FREE!lalala. Okay, Im going to ecm and mgm later. Yeah, i wanna get my fish balls! I really missed it, th last time i ate was like, i don't know when? hehe.And yeah,I have to tell you guys tat i Accidentaly DELETE MY BLOG!=(sad.and thats y i quickly replace it to this blog.but anyway,i will blog more.Just forget about old memories lah.hehe.I'll find some background sooner or later.Gonna catch a movie later with pey cheng.Post later.&&loads of pix to upload.
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